Gary Player
Born November 1, 1935 · 90 years old
nine majors, the Black Knight, a legendary fitness routine
The most traveled athlete in history retired longer ago than most fans have been alive, so the brain files him under 'historical.' He responds with more push-ups than you can do.
90, allegedly still doing his sit-ups, definitely still doing commercials.
Confirmed alive as of September 23, 2026 · source: Wikidata