Lee Trevino
Born December 1, 1939 · 86 years old
six majors, the Merry Mex, golf's funniest man
Golf legends retire into pure legend status instantly. Trevino instead spent fifty years being the funniest man at every pro-am, which is hard to do from beyond the grave, and he would know: people have been joking about his death since 1980.
86, still telling stories that should not be legal.
Confirmed alive as of September 23, 2026 · source: Wikidata